"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
- never let them know where you live
- drive yourself or have back up transportation in case things go haywire
- make sure you have your own money
- don’t send them nudes
- don’t assume your dates mean you’re in a relationship
- don’t assume having sex with them will mean you’re in a relationship
- keep an open mind
- don’t ignore warning signs
if you’ve moved to a new city recently and don’t have family/friends close by, text someone you trust the name, phone number, and (if you know it) the address of your date. have them text/check in with you at intervals!
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.